Youngsta - Rinse FM podcast (22.04.2013) →
ihitnaomi: my new years resolution is to be meaner and hotter
katemess: It’s been more than 3 years since Christian Lacroix filed for bankruptcy and in that time Kanye West the Kardashians Yoko Ono Victoria Beckham Jessica Simpson Lindsay Lohan Madonna Avril Lavigne Courtney Love Gisele Bundchen’s 5-year-old niece have all become “fashion designers”. Jesus didn’t die for this.
everyone: what did you get for christmas
skaggirl: i’m being a good student and starting my assignment early! and by early i mean it’s due in less than a month and by starting my assignment i mean copying and pasting the question into a new word document. SHINY WORD DOC. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Does student finance have any idea how expensive...
men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
this week has been so sick i don’t even know where to start.
Fucking tumblr virus!
I want to be back at Creamfields
officialbabieswithrabies: unable to breathe